Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
