We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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