I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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