I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think I am morally bankrupt
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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