susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
