Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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