I wish I only lived at night.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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