Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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