So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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