is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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