The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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