i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
why do cheetos always look like penises
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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