Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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