The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The best revenge is premature balding
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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