I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
she smelled like a LAN party
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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