Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
bring money and cleavage
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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