I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Drunk is not a location!
These tits shall not be calmed
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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