well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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