I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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