Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
