I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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