i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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