Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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