No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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