no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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