Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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