why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Randomize
