those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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