i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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