have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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