at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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