she looked like the before picture.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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