so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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