You're completely useless in the revolution.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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