We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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