Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She's the barista slut.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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