Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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