I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i wish my penis had a tongue
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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