i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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