there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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