problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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