Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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