I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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