dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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