My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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