you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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