found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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