That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Also, beer. Big fan.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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