Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How external is "for external use only"?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
