I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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