I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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