Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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