Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
