Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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