I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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