You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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