This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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